The Pessimist Found His Hope
An unbiased account by Bryan Hartwell
In a world where male and female relations have an all time low occurrence rate. Two people downloaded a disgusting yellow application on their phones less than twelve hours apart.
He, a veteran of the online dating scene, reluctantly enabled his account, made little adjustment, and published it into a sea of despair.
Her, an alleged newcomer put her heart and soul into finding the love of her life. She built her profile out of genuine unfiltered photos and statements. She published it into an ocean of lesser prospects with the expectation of completed destiny.
What they found was something dreams are made of. They connected, found joy in each other's online company. (Exceptional texting prowess on both ends that would end up never missing a day for nearly 2 years.)
They went on their first date two weeks later, but it really should have been sooner had the lady known the fragility of this old man’s patience for online dating. She was lucky she was nice to text with, because he somehow found the patience beyond day three.
They finally met for coffee and some games of Skip-Bo, where the lady realized her error of prioritizing anything else but his beckon call. In his immense wisdom however, he allowed such indiscretions, forgave her, and thus began the first day of the rest of their lives. After an expedited courting period and the injury of the old man, it was very apparent that these two were not destined for anything but a life in legally bound covenant. The man fought a handful of excruciating battles with local jewelers and his patience was tested by US customs, but he finally received an engagement ring worthy of presentation. They were engaged before the new year of 2026. Together as a precursive power couple they begin the adventure of their eventual matrimony, 2.5 children, and a lifetime of joyous adventure.
Actual Facts About the Couple:
Lynne Pierce
Lynne is known for her artistic talent and heart of gold. She runs her own businesses, contracting design and marketing work while also offering her own line of retail goods. Born and raised in Lee's Summit, MO, Lynne briefly crossed over to the Kansas side to attend KU, but came right back to her hometown after graduation.
The youngest of four siblings, Lynne has nine nieces and nephews that run her whole world. With that said, her official title is—and always will be—“Aunt Lynne.” Her passions include games, crafts, thai food, wine, and reality TV. But, most importantly, her growing family and the life she & Bryan are building together.
Bryan Hartwell
Bryan is known for his competitive nature and fondness of games. His family and fiancé are what brings him the most reward and purpose, and will never say no to a battle royale in the basement with his two nephews and niece.
Bryan grew up in the Kansas suburbs of KCMO. As a young adult he used his technical skills and experience from being chronically attached to computers, and worked hard to find success as an IT Professional in the insurance industry. He takes pride in his incredible team of leaders that also serve software engineering teams.
Bryan goes through seasons of hobbies that turn him into a knowledge sponge. YouTube is his university and his fascination for international travel, wine, and a perfect steak are what he loves to share most with his friends and loved ones.
